July 24, 2014
bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???

bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???

(Source: stunningpicture, via ant0rm)

July 24, 2014

meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

(Source: meladoodle, via ricosuave911)

July 24, 2014

drunktrophywife:

I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island

(via no-wifi)

July 24, 2014

(Source: hungrywhitemale, via intensional)

July 21, 2014

kawaiiasspizza:

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously

and what the fuck do you mean by that

(via iameleven)

July 21, 2014

bubonickitten:

…did i just witness a three-way crossover

yes

yes i did

(Source: lebaratheon, via iameleven)

July 21, 2014
officialfrenchtoast:

time sure flies when you take a nap

officialfrenchtoast:

time sure flies when you take a nap

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

July 21, 2014

(via zac-afron)

July 20, 2014

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

y’all need Jesus

(Source: itssexualhour, via youngvlcanoes)

July 20, 2014

obsessive-ninja:

  • NOT
  • EVERYTHING
  • IS
  • ABOUT
  • SEXISM
  • OR
  • RACISM
  • OR
  • LGBTQ-PHOBIA
  • AND
  • SOMETIMES
  • THINGS
  • ARE
  • JUST
  • THINGS
  • AND
  • YOU
  • DON’T
  • NEED
  • TO
  • TURN
  • EVERYTHING
  • INTO
  • ARGUMENTS
  • FOR
  • EQUAL
  • RIGHTS

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

July 19, 2014

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via ricosuave911)

July 19, 2014
babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

(Source: dopexchainz, via ricosuave911)

July 19, 2014

(Source: jesus-san, via sleepingwithplatypus)

July 18, 2014

(Source: jesus-san, via sleepingwithplatypus)

July 18, 2014

misterminaj:

Selener ain’t the only one she’s keepin’ an eye out for

(Source: lethoperiseup, via 50eathaters)

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