THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS
THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?
i’ll stop reblogging it when it stops being funny
restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss Kansas’s anti-gay legislation on The Daily Show.
i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit
update my dad is grounded
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
"I’m 22 and still think I’m young as an actor. I have so much to learn."
One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.