August 1, 2014

(Source: ohsodirnty, via intensional)

July 30, 2014

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via intensional)

July 30, 2014
did-you-kno:

There are only 2 people alive who know the ‘recipe’ of Coca-Cola… and they aren’t allowed to travel on the same place in case it crashes.
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did-you-kno:

There are only 2 people alive who know the ‘recipe’ of Coca-Cola… and they aren’t allowed to travel on the same place in case it crashes.

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(via sleepingwithplatypus)

July 30, 2014

(Source: mamashug, via intensional)

July 30, 2014

(Source: vanillish, via amphetamime)

July 29, 2014

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

(via disorder)

July 29, 2014

A horror movie where the main character is hiding from the killer and her iphone makes that insanely loud noise when it warns you about flash floods/thunderStorms

July 29, 2014

broblerones:

"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
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(via disorder)

July 29, 2014

dopeybeauty:

you fucking salmon

(via love-adamtuttle)

July 29, 2014

shiphassailed:belagasm:

ha america

portugal has TWO freedom days

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america has 365

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(Source: officialaphnetherlands, via disorder)

July 29, 2014

(Source: immaterial-grl, via unimportant)

July 29, 2014

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

(via hotwinger)

July 29, 2014

(Source: yunuen, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

July 29, 2014

thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

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(via intensional)

July 29, 2014

asmilinggoddess:

this show is incredible

(via literallyrad)

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